Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Audible.com Daily Deal- NICE GIRLS DON'T HAVE FANGS

NICE GIRLS DON'T HAVE FANGS is the Audible.com Daily Deal for September 17.  It's available for $3.95 TODAY ONLY.  Come see why Amanda Ronconi has been called the ONLY voice actress who could get Jane Jameson's snarky voice just right!
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Friday, September 13, 2013

How to Survive Friday the 13th

As it is Friday the 13th once again, I thought I would share more of my patented scary "killer in the woods" movie survival tips. 

-DON'T go camping.  In fact, avoid all activities that involve the woods, trees, or isolated locations, full stop.

-DO spend your weekend in the middle of a fully-lit town square packed with other people.

-If you encounter a creepy looking local, DON'T taunt them, disrespect their culture or hit them with your car and drive away. 

-DO greet them cheerfully and sincerely and compliment them on the sacrificial altar made of human bones erected in front of their gas station.

-DON'T go to the bathroom. You can hold it.

-DO take a weapon with you, no matter where you're headed.  This includes the kitchen, the broom closet, and the shower.  Especially the shower.

-DON'T have sex.  Seriously, avoid naked, vulnerable activities at all costs.  Claim a headache or carpal tunnel if you have to.

-DO work out your sexual frustrations through sparring or target practice.

-DON'T stock your car with useless items.  Leave the beer bong, sleeping bags, clothes and marshmallows at home.

-DO bring useful items like medical supplies, extra crossbow bolts, Tasers and flamethrower fuel.