Thursday, October 17, 2013

This IS why I am the way I am

When people ask how I turned out to have such a quirky sense of humor, I want to show them video clips of this sort of conversation with my family:

Me: I took your pants to the dry cleaners in (nearby mall complex) instead of downtown. So if something happens to me, that's where your pants are.

David: OK.

Me: Though, if something happens to me, you should probably be worried about something more important than where I left your pants.

David: Probably.

Me: But, really, you should wear something nice to my funeral, so be sure to pick up those pants.

David: (ignoring me completely now.)

Me: No laugh?

David: Uh, no.

A few weeks later...

I'm having dinner with my parents and my dad drops food on his shirt. Mom starts giving Dad very detailed instructions on how to use Spray and Wash.

Mom: Hey, if I ever drop dead, you're going to need to know how to do this stuff.

Me: Why do we even need to open that train of thought?

Dad: (leaving the room) If you drop dead, I'm just going to buy new shirts.

Me: This is why I am the way I am.

Mom: No, it's not.

Dad: (from the next room) In fact, if you're dead, I'm going to need some new shirts to go with my new Harley.

Me: Actually, this sounds like a conversation I had with David, a few weeks ago.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Hypothermia has to be prevented somehow...

Be sure to stop by Heroes and Heartbreakers as I am blogging about love scenes in exotic locations. (And I don't mean Bora Bora.)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

R&B Blog Tour

I'm doing several blog visits to promote RHYTHM AND BLUEGRASS.  Some of them involve giveaways so be sure to stop by!!

Mad Hatter Reads


Romance Reviews Today

Riverina Romantics

And finally, a comic book related post I did for Pocket After Dark

RHYTHM AND BLUEGRASS now available on ebook and audio!

RHYTHM AND BLUEGRASS, the second in my Bluegrass contemporary series, has been released on ebook and audio!

On ebook

On Audible:

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

THE CARE & FEEDING OF STRAY VAMPIRES is a Kindle monthly deal! Snag a copy for a bargain price of $1.99.