Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy book birthday to HOW TO RUN WITH A NAKED WEREWOLF!

HOW TO RUN WITH A NAKED WEREWOLF is now available in print, ebook and audio!  Here are the links:


Barnes and Noble

Booksamillion

Simon and Schuster

Amazon

Audible

Indiebound

Monday, December 30, 2013

This is why I pick the DVDs on Movie Night



We’re flipping channels and David spots Giovanni Ribisi.

Dave: Isn’t that the guy who was in that Steve Carrell movie?  The one where he gets divorced and 
gets a makeover?

Me: No, Giovanni Ribisi wasn’t in CrazyStupidLove.

Dave: Yeah, he played the guy who teaches Steve Carrell how to pick up women.

Me: You mean Ryan Gosling!  You mixed up Giovanni Ribisi with Ryan Gosling!  I should punch you in the face!

Dave: They kind of look alike!

Me: No, they don’t!

Dave: I don’t have my glasses on.

Me: You’re making it worse!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Third Naked Werewolf book discussed on first-ever episode of ROMANCE ON THE AIR

Be sure to listen to my interview with Jennifer Fusco on her very first episode of ROMANCE ON THE AIR!  (Available starting at 10 central, Dec. 20)

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/authorsontheair/2013/12/13/pnr-author-molly-harper-discusses-her-latest-release

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Recipes from I'M DREAMING OF AN UNDEAD CHRISTMAS



I've received several requests from people who wanted a written copy of the recipes in I'M DREAMING OF AN UNDEAD CHRISTMAS.   So I am including them below.  I hope you enjoy them.  Making this food is part of crazy, wonderful holiday traditions in my home. Happy Holidays!

David White’s No Fail Bacon Sweater Turkey Method
1 bunch fresh rosemary
1 bunch fresh thyme
At least one pound of thick-cut bacon
Turkey of your choosing
  • Thaw the turkey in a safe, responsible manner that will not result in food poisoning.  It’s all fun and games until a holiday becomes, “That year we all had our stomachs pumped.”
  • Preheat the oven to 325.  Set up turkey in your roasting pan.  (We always use a roasting rack to keep the turkey from rolling.) 
  • Rinse herbs and arrange them in a thick layer over the bird’s breast.  Lay strips of bacon over the top of the bird, weaving in a second layer in the opposite direction. 
  •  As the bird and the bacon cook, the fat drips over the herbs, basting and flavoring the turkey.  Be sure to set the oven rack low enough so that the bacon is not too close to the top heating element.
  • Cook the bird to a safe temperature.  Remove bacon and herbs before carving.  Crumble crisped bacon into mashed potatoes, casseroles, salads, and other side dishes.  



Aunt Linda’s “Un-Vegetable” Green Beans
1 stick butter
1 tbsp garlic powder
Six strips of thick-cut bacon
1 cup light brown sugar
1 gallon canned cut green beans

Because if you left nutritional value in the vegetable, it wouldn’t be southern!  This is a great holiday side because you can fix it early in the day and let it simmer for several hours while you cook other dishes.  The original recipe came from the McCracken County Schools Food Services Department, and then went through several experimental tweakings by various family members before we arrived at this version.
  • Chop bacon in to inch-long sections.  In a large stainless steel pot, brown the bacon, leave the bacon and grease in the pot. Add green beans, garlic powder, butter and brown sugar.
  • Bring mixture to a boil, then reduce heat to low simmer and cover.  Simmer for two to three hours.  The longer it simmers, the more the flavors soak into the beans.
  •   The green beans will in no way resemble a vegetable by the time they’re served.  But they are DELICIOUS.  

Molly’s “No Skill Required” Brookies
16.5 oz tube cookie dough
1 brownie mix
Eggs, oil and water as required by brownie mix
1/2 tsp vanilla

Brookies are the beautifully baked baby of brownies and chocolate chip cookies.  They are quite literally the easiest thing in the world to bake, but somehow look and taste like you’ve done something really impressive in the kitchen.  They are my go-to bake sale and potluck contribution.

  • Pre-heat oven to 325. Grease cupcake tin. Prepare brownie mix as directed, adding vanilla to the mixture. Pour brownie mix into each depression in the cupcake tin until about half-full.  Break off chunks of cookie dough and drop them into the brownie batter.  Each depression should be about 2/3 full. 
  •  Bake at 325 for 25-30 minutes.  The cookie dough will sink into the batter as it bakes.  Cool before removing from tin.


White Trash Snack Mix
Every year, my mom spends weeks preparing huge batches of fudge, divinity, peanut butter balls, Chinese New Year cookies, coconut balls, chocolate covered cherries, and other goodies, which she distributes to lucky people in enormous Christmas care packages.  While David is essential personnel in this endeavor, I am generally assigned to the sidelines because candy thermometers intimidate me.  Also, I once set fire to a microwave.
So Mom and David play Willy Wonka and I make snarky comments from the breakfast bar.  It’s safer that way.   
If I share the recipes for said goodies, my own mother will break my typing fingers - my index fingers, which are the good ones.  I need them. I can, however, share her recipe for “white trash” because I figured out how to make it without her help.  (Insert evil laugh.)
  “White trash” is one of those go-to party or gift snacks you can’t possibly screw up.  It’s called “trash” because you’re basically emptying your cabinets into a bowl and covering the mixture with white chocolate.  Put it in a cellophane treat bag, tie it with a pretty ribbon and you’ve got a gift for teachers, neighbors and coworkers.
More “holiday gift tag friendly” names for the snack include reindeer chow, snowdrop snacks, and elf granola.
            Before you get started, cover two baking sheets with waxed paper.
You’re going to need a LARGE mixing bowl.  To get the right mix of salty and sweet, I recommend items like Rice Chex, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Golden Grahams, Cheerios, Pretzels, Reese’s Pieces, M&Ms, dried chow mein noodles, peanuts or party nut mix.  But you can add anything that sounds good to you.  You can mix this in any proportions you want, just remember you need enough white chocolate to sufficiently coat the whole mess.
            Melt white chocolate candy coating in a saucepan over low to medium heat until it is smooth.  (NO CHUNKS!)  Pour the warm, melted chocolate over your snack mixture and stir until the pieces are evenly coated.   Immediately empty the bowl on to the papered baking sheets so the chocolate can cool and set.  Store cooled, dried snack mix in an airtight container – assuming that your family doesn’t immediately devour it.
            It’s happened before.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Celebrate Christmas in Half-Moon Hollow!

Exciting news! My first ever Audio Christmas novella, I'M DREAMING OF AN UNDEAD CHRISTMAS will be released on December 5.  Click here to pre-order from Audible.


It's Christmas in Half-Moon Hollow and newly turned vampire Iris Scanlon-Calix wants to make Gigi's first visit home from college as normal and special as possible. It's taken months for Iris to work up the nerve to spend time around her baby sister after her vampire transition, so she enlists help from Jane Jameson and Company to keep her blood-thirst under control and assure Gigi's safety. Gigi, on the other hand, has problems of her own, including the demise of her relationship with high school sweetheart, Ben, and a looming job interview with Ophelia Lambert, the scariest potential employer in the Hollow.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Give the Gift of Naked Werewolves and Bluegrass



RHYTHM AND BLUEGRASS is listed on Pocket After Dark's ebook Christmas shopping guide. And look what's available for free in preparation for HOW TO RUN WITH A NAKED WEREWOLF!

http://xoxoafterdark.com/2013/12/02/cyber-monday-gift-guide-e-books-reader/